Well...

Well, I have nothing exciting to write about. Which is fine, I suppose. Generally if something exciting happens to me, it's bad. I can't say I've had a lot of good exciting things happen. Perhaps this is due to the fact that I rarely get excited about anything as I tend to be very pessimistic. Or perhaps I am getting exciting and distressing mixed up? Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, that I have nothing exciting to write about. See, I told you. NOTHING EXCITING. Confusing perhaps, but not exciting. Wow. I need to go to bed. Oh, and I also need to stop drinking.