Last night I googled "Typography jokes." Hmmm. Perhaps that was taking this "graphic design" thing too far. I did find one joke that was kind of humorous, however:
A font walks into a bar. The barkeep says: "Sorry, we don't serve your type here."
Alright, maybe that wasn't very funny, but here are some that are:
Doggy Manicures I'm pretty sure these are the same pet owners who have the vet prescribe their animal Prozac. No wonder, as I'm certain I would be depressed (horribly suicidal, in fact) if my owner did this to me.